I love living in a town where the following are real stories from the Summit County Sheriff’s Report for the first week of May, 2011:
A resident complained vehicles were running over ducks and wanted signs posted asking drivers to slow down.
A moose was reported in a yard.
A moose was reported near I-80 near Jeremy Ranch.
A loose pony was reported.
Horses were loose in Brown’s Canyon.
A bear was reported hanging out on an 86-year old woman’s porch in South Summit.
A big black bull escaped into South Summit.
An injured moose or elk was blocking a road around 10pm.